Duck and Chicken Talking

I swear my dad and I are on different wavelength. Or rather, he is.

So a random conversation over lunch went like this -

Dad: Are there any shoes you want to repair? Can help you glue.

Me : (Automatic response) No.

Me : (After a few seconds thought) Umm, there is a pair…red and blue one…

Dad: I can’t help.

Me : …… *wth?!*

Dad: I can’t glue leather ones. It only works with plastic, metal etc, not leather.

Me : (lapse to Singlish due to excessive exasperation) Where got (normal) people wear plastic and metal shoes one!

Dad: *sheepish laugh* It works well with wood too…

Me : *senses a trap* We don’t wear wooden shoes out.

Dad: Got, Japanese! They wear wooden shoes! Clogs!

Me : We aren’t in Japan now. And we don’t wear wooden shoes out.

Dad:

Me : -_-

 

Seriously.

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